Hold the presses! Scratch Stalin's Nazi Mutant Children

Unlike most of the speculation on the truth of the Roswell story, this one is based on demonstrable science.  Assuming all statements are true, the only hole a skeptic might find would be in the chain of evidence. AFIK, Isotope ratios have been considered pretty reliable:

Test confirms Roswell debris is not from this earth

The test was done on tiny particles of aluminum ound at the crash site. Although it proves nothing, I  should note that the Washington, D.C. address that Townsend used throughout the 1930s was in the same building as the Aluminum Association of America then at 900 19th St. NW.